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The scariest secret of mine lately is that: I've officially become the next beauty plate du jour.

Shhhh, I am mortified!

It's so not me. And that even awakened my biggest secret of all: the fact that I've traded in a Fendi for cash!

Must have been too drama-rama lately. First I confronted infant about Fendi. Then I accidentally clicked and told my little Fendi secret. And now, I started missing my Fendi summer sling '03.

I bet you don't know what the hell I am mumbling about. Anyway, that's not important. The point is: I found the frenulum and played some er hu the other night for my infant. That actually sent him into orbit! *Girls, I hope you know what I am talking about* Sometimes I feel like a slut. LOL. But aren't we all? *Guys, if you haven't tried er hu, please consult your sex-mate* and girls, don't worry about the jaw stress, you'll get whatever you want the next hour!

The second point is: I started reading Spanish again.

Somewhere between writing the next column. *It's so sexy to start the Corazon conversation*.

Spanilicious.

I also started working out on my stepping machine to kill some extra kilos. A good sweat is so long needed! I actually hope that will survive for another two days.

Third point: back to Kamasutra again, I realized the power of Nooner. It actually boosts up one's spirit so much so – making him or her ready for anything! Like, before Nooner the other day, I was really slow at work, couldn't think at all! But after it, I felt fresh like a new person – extremely POTENT. Snap, snap, and ideas came out flooded all over. *Smirking*

Final point: I don't know why I end up talking about sex again. But a friend of mine just shared her own sex secret – "you have to enjoy sex to have beautiful children," she whispered to my ears. And that makes me wonder. Whether it's true or not, girls, don't lie there like a corpse. Shake your butt like Shakira. Or ride like a cowgirl. I don't think I need to tell you more.

P.S. Have you found your A-spot? *Find out more in my upcoming entry!* (Sounds so commercial, Hahahhaha)

P.S.S. A friend asked me if I am interested to start my sex column. LOL!

P.S.S.S. Experiment with your men, girls! That's how I got all these patented ideas! (Scribbling my own copyright...)

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[Lavonne]

A sex guru in the making...*both arms raised and bow*...I'm not worthy...