Do you know how to be a woman?

Asian feminisim has a man problem. The beaming working suit ladies, hangdog dowdies, and parochial prudes who speak about 'Women's Power' are trying real hard to be just like men.

They fear and despise the women nature in themselves. They loathe the masculine. They say women in love are weak. The academic feminists think their nerdy book-worm husbands are the perfect specimen of human manhood. The businesswomen and politician feminists think they don't need men. Or, better yet, they want to be single for good.

BUT, these are not true feminists.

A real feminist loves real men. They see beauty in masculinity, in all its rough vigor and sweaty physical perfection. They celebrate sex. They claim their love for children. They love motherhood. They know they seize the day when they wear that beautiful white wedding dress and walk down the aisle. And they're not afraid to tell the whole world that, "Yes, I am EVERY woman!"

True women speak no guilt about courtship ritual of sex and seduction. They show girls how to be attractive, sensual, energetic, ambitious, aggressive, and funny. They live on a motto to be fully female and sexual while still exercising control over their lives.

And, most of all, real women believe in animality and artifice.

Conversative feminism says, "No more masks." I say we are nothing but masks.

After all, don't we all love Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman'?